(LAST UPDATED 9/17/99)

Hey Folks! Look for some of these songs on Channel 59's first full-length CD due out in early 2000

Here are the words to the Channel 59 songs. Most of them are just stupid poems and stuff that Dan wrote. They don't make sense to normal human beings, but they make sense to Dan because he's crazy. So if you don't understand, that means your normal, be proud of yourself. Most of the lyrics aren't here. Dan is lazy and doesn't want to put them up. All the words were written by DAN execpt "The Girl Song"



Sitting the truck
With the spoons in the bag
When I get to 18 spoons
I think of TNN
and that reminds me of all those sad nights alone
in the truck
with the spoons in the bag
Thinking why have all these people placed themselves in my direction
Durning the coldest winter solstice
That I have ever lived through
See told me that she loved him
And with all my shame
I cried

She wants to know why her hands have to be this way
Bionic Man Hands

Driving in the truck
without the bag or the spoons
She's said just a fad
But then we drove past his fragrence
And she did it like before
when she did thngs just to hurt me
and just like beofre
she really
hurt me
Ten days later i was better
She was burning as I met her
Her arms were around me
My pride was gone
I couldn't see past that

She wants to know why her hands have to be this way
Bionic Man Hands

Mr. X

Can be found on the demo tape entitled "ACTION SHOWER!"

He just sits there in his 4 room apartment
5 rooms if you count the closet
Where he hides the bodies of the people he loves
The people that make him his money

Mr. X makes manequines for Macy's
He hopes that
One day they'll replace the old ones
Worn out and wasted
The old ones that he has made before

Rumor has it that he's Dr. Klaw
Moved to New York city after the show was cancelled
Ever since he moved to NY
He's never been out on the city streets

(music : Nick & Aj)

The One About The Cars
The One About The Cars.wav

(music : Nick & AJ)
Let's just say that Europe blows up, who's gonna but Volkswaggon?
Volkswaggons are made in Europe and they make Volkswaggon buggs.
If Europe should just happen to blow up, who's gonna buy Volkswaggon?
It'll probably be one of those crazy foreign investors
Let's just pray that it's not Honda.

Let's just say that carla takes over the whole world
The whole world except for Spain
Would Carla start to ban variety, just like those crazy foriegn investors?
But Carla's to busy to take over the whole world
The whole world except for Spain
She's to busy working for Volkswaggon
Making sure those blinkers blink on then off

They don't wanna drive them Hondas!
They just want Volkswaggons!
They don't wanna drive them Hondas!
They don't sell themselves anymore

I Wish I Was A Robot

(music : Tim, Aj & Nick

I wish that I was a robot
So I could be reprogrammed
and become a dancer on Soul Train
I would wear a fluffy jacket
I would wear shinny pants
I would bust a move

Robots don't cry
When they don't get what they want
They usually just try to kill people
If I was a robot,
Would I kill the ones I love?
would I kill the twos I love?

What would stop the Rock and Roll armogedoen?
Maybe the told banishment of chords G,C, and D
Not that I don't like Louie Louie
It's just that everybody uses them thar those chords

If i become famous what will I become famous for?
Dancing, or wanting to be known for dancing?
time will tell
Or will it cover it's eyes at the sight of such evolution?

Rudy the Rooster

(music : Dan & Aj)

The words to this reaalt don't make sense, Dan kinda has a story he follows but makes up the words as he goes along. Heres what he usually tries to ramble about:
rudy moved to southern mexico now you know that's the place to go and if you ever find yourself there i really hope that you care that rudy had no place to stay and rudy had no money to pay for a place to call his home so all the streets he would roam rudy met bob the parakeet the nicest bird he'd ever meet and they went walking down the street to see who ever they could meet but there wasn't anyone there but they didn't even care they went to catch a show they didn't know it was over though. well rudy and bob were sitting down at there favorite corner bar and it was the first of the month so they were spending all of bobs' social security no bob wasn't old, bob was a midget, and as everyone knows: midgets collect social security. well rudy and bob were trying to figure out what to do that night when in walked two familiar faces through the swinging bar doors and the lights in their eyes sparkled and a smirk appeared on there faces that was their last night in good old mex-he-co. well rudy and bob woke up the night day in a small camp ground in Arizona they found tatoos on their body and empty bottles by there feet the other two had left they didn't know how they got where they where or why but that day they came upon a new out look on life: find out how to remove tatoos on your cheek that say hot miget sex.

Skabba Fett

(music : Matt, Dan, Nick, Ryan M.)

well a long time ago
in a land far far away
lived bobba fette
all he did was cruise around this galaxy
receiving bounty for anyone he could get

c3p0 oh oh oh oh
han solo
chew bacca hew bacca.

well max rebo was playing the keys
in his max rebo band
when he noticed a blista on his fanga
so he walked right up to jabba the hut.

The Girl Song (can't get over you)

(lyrics : Christine, Colleen, Ellana)

(sung by : Christine & Colleen)

(music: Dan & Nick)

John Leguizamo

Can be found on Long Island Ska Vol. 1 released on G-Note Records. What a great CD that LI ska comp.

John Leguizamo!
True Urban Legend!

Well, It's a good thing
For our crappy ska
Or we'd we sitting at home
Putting together puzzles
We'd be making
Little oragami figurines
Even though
it mean so much to me!

A Pyromaniac's Love Story
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar!

(music : Aj, Nick & Ryan M.)

Echoes of Denver

(music : Nick & Aj)

Echoes of Denver remind me of sadder
times and sleeping friends
like sweet Catherine
they don't know why Catherine cries out his name every night
but they just look at her and in vision the future
when Catherine will tell them all about Johnny
so she can cry for a reason that night
echoes of denver keep me from home
for reasons other than the expected complications
it's the cold sound she makes when on the phone
when the conversation dies
when I apologize for her parents
who know my name but not like she cares
she has the picture to hold forever
or until she burns it and asks for a tissue
to wipe her hands of the blood she sees
but they don't help her but
she doesn't care she just looks over and smiles at me

Samurai Warrior Ninjas

(music : Jeff)


(music : Channel 59)

Yippie Ki Yo Ki Yippe Ki Yea

Well the band started a while ago
at ours friends house (named James)
All we did was photo shots
and try to think of names
Well now this is the band that you see there today
And this is what we do

Ki Yo Ki Yippe Ki YeaKi Yo Ki Yippe Ki Yea! Hey!

The Night I Got Caught Drunk

(music : Erin and Lou, Nick wrote the verse he sings.)

Nick; Growing old and grown up
all these years have been wasted?
We were young and confused
Our time never tasted
so good and so real. The clock stopped in vain
Futility seemed but reality remained.
And the world that is see that is so far away
Well it pushes me closer and closer each day
To the point where forever and yesterday clashed
Where the real is created and reality smashed.
She knows I
Couldn't withstand all her Pain
She knows I
Know she didn't die in vain
Dan;Even now that shes gone
And I still carry on
Well shes right by my side
All this pain I cant hide
When her body's so frail
But her spirit's so strong
Everything for a reason but the reasons are wrong
And those days where I could hold her hand
Nothing went wrong nothing went out of plan
Well she's gone, so now I can't

Requiem for Rudy

(music : Matt & Aj)

When I Finally Get My Super Powers

(music : Jeff, McCaslin, Nick)

Keith Jones!!!!!

(music : Dan)

(Where Do the) Penguins (Go At Night??? I Don't Know.)

(music : AJ) comments)