Channel 59 Wants YOU to Play Trumpet!

Sadly, our beloved weiner-ass trumpet player Ryan McCaslin has decided to leave Channel 59. This leaves us without a trumpet player. So if you or someone you know plays trumpet PLEASE contact us at Channel59@aol.com. We really appreciate it.


Channel59@aol.com (Email us if you play trumpet.)




Ryan McCaslin has had sex with a dog on non-consecutive occasions.

But seriously folks...

Thanks a lot for all your help, Ryan, you studly young buck. We're sure you'll succeed in whatever you set out to accomplish. Yup. We really think that. Yup. Because you are such an intelligent person. Yup, you're real competent, too.